Upon meeting me you will be inflicted with various things. First will no doubt be my sense of humour. I warn you. It is pure filth. Jokes about child molestation, ethnic cleansing and the misfortunes of others are my personal meat and drink. Be careful of asking me a question as no doubt it will result in a rambling, near pointless tale. Oh it will be hilarious. Just be assured it will be full of shit. And don't be surprised when i make an incredibly witty and poignant remark. I am quite sharp, i just sometimes like to relish in loutish behavior.

After a while upon our first meeting you will no doubt have to mentally shake yourself. "Is this guy for real? Do people say these things?". I am and of course they do. Perhaps what makes me a little special in this tired old world is that i am the same everywhere i go. The me that hangs out with my friends is the same me that goes to work. Did you know i once met the Governor General? I discussed how religious youth groups lead to the suicide of gay teenagers.

It is of course my religion that provides the backbone of my audacity. I am within months finishing over a decade of study to become a Druid. For those of you without a shred of general knowledge a Druid is essentially a form of priest. For me it provides the very focus of my life. My philosophies and lifestyle choices are governed and influenced by my religion, heavily. Something i look down upon in many Christians. The difference is my religion asks for dedication to knowledge, learning and reason. Blind faith is anathema to me and i believe religious extremism to be a poison - something which many people parrot about Islam but look horrified if someones wishes to apply it to Christianity.

Anyway after a length of time in my company you will realise i look down on a lot of people. I make no apologies for that as i feel more than justified in doing so. People that try to keep others from being who they are, suppressing people into being people they aren't or making life difficult for those that express themselves ought to be cast down and reviled when encountered. For me being gay was absolutely never an issue....But it was for other people. To those people, especially those that tried to cure me, know that if i had my way i would sodomize your fathers while making you watch before slow roasting you over a fire. And as for people that betray themselves..... Acting like something your not, changing yourself and hiding who you are to fit in disgusts me. You have the beautiful gift of an individual soul. Why would you suppress that to make your life easier? You are the kind of people that i wouldn't piss on if you burst into flames.

I am an arrogant, hedonistic, manipulative bully. When i upset you let it be known that your anguish sustains me. The balance to that is that i would fight to the death for my friends, comfort and help those in need and if i could i would make the whole world laugh. I am a walking contradiction......And i love it.

Your Score: True Neutral

58% Good, 44% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: The Outlands, "Plane of Concordant Opposition". Description: The plane between all other outer planes.




Examples of True Neutrals (Ethically Neutral, Morally Neutral)




Red XIII, "Nanaki" (FFVII)

Vincent Valentine (FFVII)

Cid Highwind (FFVII)

Mr. Spock

Linus Torvalds

Dr. Strangelove

Scott Evil

Batman

The Punisher

Switzerland

Canada




Not actively for or against anything. Has his or her own reasons for doing everything. Usually difficult to understand.




Will keep their word if in their best interest

May attack an unarmed foe

May use poison

May help those in need

May work with others

Indifferent to higher authority

Indifferent to organizations



True Neutral "Pure Neutral"

"Balancer"



Some neutral [people] commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They are of the true neutral alignment as described in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.



A true neutral [person] sees good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. He advocates the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run.



Some true neutral [people] actively support balance in the world, and seek to avoid having any one side, law or chaos, good or evil, become too powerful over them or anyone else, and will work against whichever side is the most powerful. They tend to side with the underdog in any situation, and are often opportunistic in their actions.



True neutral is committed to the avoidance of extremes, and is non-judgemental.


Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):

0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic:Lawful-Evil

0-39% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Evil

0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil

40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral

40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral

61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good

61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good

61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good

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